i’m terribly sorry sir, but for the last time, no, you can not pay us in stickers. i don’t care how many stickers you have. this is a high end restaurant. holy shit that is a lot of stickers. okay just give me those and you are free to go don’t tell anyone about this
- me: hey dude can i borrow that game
- friend: *nervously looks into kinect camera* uh.. no.. why don't you just buy it at full retail price
- me: why are you so sweaty
- friend: *points at kinect* it's watching us..