i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind
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have you ever thought about how weird sleeping is like we basically dress ourselves in special sleeping clothes and lay on special sleeping mats then spend the next few hours completely comatose all the while hallucinating vividly
(via neurotic-beauty)
Casually emerging from the depths of sleeplessness just to cripple you with feels.
Click on the given source. It goes to my DA page and you can download it to see it as I intended for it to be seen.
when you think about it, the song ‘let the bodies hit the floor” is really just a darker version of ‘it’s raining men’
(Source: sing-it-for-saint-jimmy, via neurotic-beauty)
woah girl are you from france ‘cause
madamn
oh my god I found my new favourite pick up line
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An accurate depiction of what happened at E3
*does the anime character with glasses thing*
Does that really work though?
What…?
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IM LGUHAING SO HARD I JUST REALIZED WHEN BELLE WAS SINGING SHE WAS LIKE ‘NEWWW AND A BIT ALARMING’ BECAUSE SHES BASICALLY LIKE ‘OH MY FUCKING GOD I MIGHT BE INTO BESTIALITY?’
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She looks so surprised at what happened
i’m terribly sorry sir, but for the last time, no, you can not pay us in stickers. i don’t care how many stickers you have. this is a high end restaurant. holy shit that is a lot of stickers. okay just give me those and you are free to go don’t tell anyone about this
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- me: hey dude can i borrow that game
- friend: *nervously looks into kinect camera* uh.. no.. why don't you just buy it at full retail price
- me: why are you so sweaty
- friend: *points at kinect* it's watching us..
